i always forget guys have bellybuttons
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
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shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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