DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
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i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
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There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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