how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Randomize
