I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
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bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
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Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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