You made me cry and you don't even care
Its about making memories worth repressing
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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