you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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