That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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