apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
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this must be what syphilis tastes like
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
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How external is "for external use only"?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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