sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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