There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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