More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
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$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
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You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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