Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
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No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
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I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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