I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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