think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
she pinky promised me she was 18
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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