Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
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I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
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Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
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