i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
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I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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