At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
So vagazzling was a success
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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