I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
