Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
Randomize
