the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
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I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
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He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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