This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
You've changed since you got that strap on
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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