Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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