we made out on top of his cat.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
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