When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
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By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
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Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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