Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
my being single is dangerous.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
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I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
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Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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