we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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