it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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