idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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