Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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