hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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