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I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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