Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i may or may not be watching the land before time
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
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