i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
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I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
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They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.