East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
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is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
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I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.