No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
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omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
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a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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