Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
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you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
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THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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