I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
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Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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