their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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