come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
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It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
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I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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