I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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