i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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