I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
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i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
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Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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