Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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