Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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