worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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