I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
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There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
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It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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