Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
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