Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
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its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
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I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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