belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
We left an ass print on the piano.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
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