Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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