the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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