Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
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Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
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Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I can feel your judgement through the phone
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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