So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
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The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
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Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
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I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
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