Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
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Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
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I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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