Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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