talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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