i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
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yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
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Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
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