Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
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I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
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You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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