Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
It's shark week go big or go home
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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